Posted by Danny
on November 13, 2013
Are you looking for something fun to do this weekend? Well, if you are, don’t play golf! I despise this sport more than my worst enemy. I think the person who created it had a sick and twisted sense of humor. Think of this. Do you ever hear people come back from a golf game and say, “I had the time of my life”? No! They come back and talk about how they shanked a ball on the 17th hole, got stuck in a silica sand bunker on the 18th hole, and then five-putted to finish out the round. Well, at least that’s how I would describe my latest golf experience, which is why I hate this sport with a passion.
Seriously, the next time you want to go out and do something fun, rent a jet-ski or go for a hike in the mountains. These activities are fun and relaxing. If you’re absolutely dead-set on playing golf, then at least make it miniature golf.
Posted by Danny
on October 11, 2013
She was working her regular job on the busiest of the week. Because she worked in a doctor’s office, there was always a ringing phone to contend with. This was, however, becoming of serious concern because she seemed to be going deaf lately.
She went to her doctor and was referred to an ENT (ear, nose, and throat) doctor. While waiting in the waiting room, she decided to scope out the hearing aids Manchester that were in the display cases. Price did not matter. All she wanted to do was be able to answer the phone at her desk and not have to say, “I’m sorry. Could you repeat that, please?”
The irony of her condition did not escape her. The practice she worked for saw patients with bad vision, but good hearing. Yet her eyesight was perfect and her hearing was lousy. Strange how life works out sometimes, isn’t it